Saturday, February 11, 2006
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
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>> Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
>> Banta Singh : Ok
>> Interviewer : Made in India
>> Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
>> Interviewer : Keep it Up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Banta Singh : Put it Down
>> Interviewer : Maxi Mum
>> Banta Singh : Mini Dad
>> Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
>> Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
>> Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
>> Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
>> Interviewer : I say you get out!
>> Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
>> Interviewer : I reject you!
>> Banta Singh : You Appoint me
>> Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
>> Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
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>> Banta: When did George Washington die?
>> Santa: two days before his funeral.
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>> Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........
>> Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
>>
>> Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
>> Banta Singh : Ok
>> Interviewer : Made in India
>> Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
>> Interviewer : Keep it Up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Banta Singh : Put it Down
>> Interviewer : Maxi Mum
>> Banta Singh : Mini Dad
>> Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
>> Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
>> Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
>> Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
>> Interviewer : I say you get out!
>> Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
>> Interviewer : I reject you!
>> Banta Singh : You Appoint me
>> Interviewer: ........!!!!!!!
>>
>>
>> Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
>> Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
>>
>> Banta: When did George Washington die?
>> Santa: two days before his funeral.
>>
>> Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........
>> Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met CHITRAGUPT.
"Welcome to Swarg," said CHITRAGUPT. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a HR Manager make it this far & we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Nark and a day in Swarg and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Swarg", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that CHITRAGUPT put the woman in an elevator and it went down-down-down to Nark.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the YAMRAJ who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Gate and found CHITRAGUPT waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in Swarg," he said.
So she spent the next 24hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and CHITRAGUPT came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in Nark and you've spent a day in Swarg. Now you must choose your eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Swarg has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Nark."
So CHITRAGUPT escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Nark. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The YAMRAJ came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The YAMRAJ looked at her smiled and told...
"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee. ."
"Welcome to Swarg," said CHITRAGUPT. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a HR Manager make it this far & we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Nark and a day in Swarg and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Swarg", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that CHITRAGUPT put the woman in an elevator and it went down-down-down to Nark.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the YAMRAJ who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Gate and found CHITRAGUPT waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in Swarg," he said.
So she spent the next 24hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and CHITRAGUPT came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in Nark and you've spent a day in Swarg. Now you must choose your eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Swarg has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Nark."
So CHITRAGUPT escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Nark. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The YAMRAJ came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The YAMRAJ looked at her smiled and told...
"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee. ."
